Please mind your own fucking business. Thank you.

You have to understand whenever I want some time alone. When I refuse to tell you every fucking thing there is to know about my life, don’t be offended. 1) You don’t need to know everything in my life, and 2) I don’t have to tell you anything to begin with. And when I won’t do something you want, guess what? You don’t get to be angry with me! You are you, and I am me. We are two separate entities living in this world. There are moments when we need each other, there are moments we don’t. Don’t make things that are actually about me to be about you. It’s not you, it’s me! It’s me in my own individual universe where I have the absolute right to decide by myself everything that has anything to do with myself.

So again, please mind your own fucking business, so I can peacefully mind mine.

How does it feel when you screw up, and when you get a second chance you screw it up again?

I’ll tell you how it feels. It feels like SHIT.

Which campaign would make you want to order desserts?

A. Save Room for Dessert

B. Sweets for the Sweet

C. Sweetual Encounters

D. None of the above.

Hmm. Probably D.

Dominate me with words and I'll say please.

Physical connection might be an important thing in most foreplays (in some, it’s the only thing), but a verbal stimulation is an absolute turn-on. It doesn’t even need to be an apparent sex talk. Whatever conversation that resembles a verbal intellectual dance or even a subtle playful flirtation is enough. That, and dire imagination, is a combination that gives a mindnumbing pleasure like nothing else.

Until the actual sexual consummation, that is.

A Step-by-Step Guide to Having It All

1. Define “all”.
2. Break the definition down into a list.
3. Make a how-to list for each item on the first list.
4. Try to implement those things one by one starting from the very top.
5. In the event a number is too hard to accomplish, skip it, but remember to get back to it later.
6. In the event you fail to accomplish anything at all, go back to number 1.